me: can i go to the bathroom?
teacher: what for?
me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS what do you fucking think for
Me at 7 AM: tired
Me at 12 PM: tired
Me at 3 PM: tired
Me at 7 PM: *yawn* tired
Me at 10 PM: tired
Me at 2 AM: TIME TO REDECORATE MY ENTIRE ROOM
nosdrinker: SOMETIMES MY DOG FORGETS HOW TO USE HER BACK LEGS
Starbucks Guy: What's the name?
Me: Primrose Everdeen.
Starbucks Guy: *prepares order* Primrose Everdeen!
Me: I VOLUNTEER!